Very Hard to Kill Patches
Here at Hilt and Helm everyone falls into 1 of 3 difficulty categories:
Easy to Kill: When I’m taking it easy on people, I dance around a bunch and pepper our fight with pop culture references to make the fight more entertaining for the both of us. If while goofing around I’m still able to hit you consistently, you’re easy to kill. This is where everyone starts off so there’s no shame in it, but there’s also no merch for it either since buying this stuff adds up.
Hard to Kill: If I’m goofing around but I can’t hit you and you can consistently hit me, you are no longer easy to kill. It is at this point that I start taking the fight seriously and use my A-game. If I start taking the fight seriously and I can consistently hit you, congratulations you have upgraded to hard to kill! Once you reach this stage you are awarded one of the two “hard to kill stickers”. Or if you’d like, you can just buy it. I won’t tell people how you got it ;-).
Very Hard to Kill: Normally I don’t use my A-game against newer fighters because I’d like them to have fun. But once they become skilled enough to start competing I would be doing them a disservice by continuing to take it easy on them. When I deem you ready and we fight I will come at you with everything I have. Once you can consistently avoid getting hit by me and are able to consistently land strikes against me, you are awarded our highest honor: “Very Hard to Kill”. This honor comes with the choice of either the holographic “very hard to kill” sticker or the patch.
We have two varieties of artwork for these stickers. The Unicorn or the Rhino. If you’d like one all you have to do is face the club president (a multi-medal winning A-tier competition fighter) and allow me to judge your skills in the blaze and flurry of heated single combat … or pay us $10. Your choice!
Dimensions: 4” Diameter
Backing: Iron On.
Iron On Instructions:
Wash the jacket or shirt the patch is going to go on.
Set your iron to the highest setting but do not turn on the steam.
Iron the area the area the patch will go on in big circular motions for 60 seconds.
Place the patch on the area.
Place a thin cloth or t-shirt you don’t care about over the patch.
Iron over the cloth/t-shirt and patch in large circular motions for 60 seconds.
Your patch should be firmly attached to the jacket now. If not, repeat steps 5 and 6. To be absolutely certain the patch will not move or come off I suggest sewing it on after it has been ironed on.
Here at Hilt and Helm everyone falls into 1 of 3 difficulty categories:
Easy to Kill: When I’m taking it easy on people, I dance around a bunch and pepper our fight with pop culture references to make the fight more entertaining for the both of us. If while goofing around I’m still able to hit you consistently, you’re easy to kill. This is where everyone starts off so there’s no shame in it, but there’s also no merch for it either since buying this stuff adds up.
Hard to Kill: If I’m goofing around but I can’t hit you and you can consistently hit me, you are no longer easy to kill. It is at this point that I start taking the fight seriously and use my A-game. If I start taking the fight seriously and I can consistently hit you, congratulations you have upgraded to hard to kill! Once you reach this stage you are awarded one of the two “hard to kill stickers”. Or if you’d like, you can just buy it. I won’t tell people how you got it ;-).
Very Hard to Kill: Normally I don’t use my A-game against newer fighters because I’d like them to have fun. But once they become skilled enough to start competing I would be doing them a disservice by continuing to take it easy on them. When I deem you ready and we fight I will come at you with everything I have. Once you can consistently avoid getting hit by me and are able to consistently land strikes against me, you are awarded our highest honor: “Very Hard to Kill”. This honor comes with the choice of either the holographic “very hard to kill” sticker or the patch.
We have two varieties of artwork for these stickers. The Unicorn or the Rhino. If you’d like one all you have to do is face the club president (a multi-medal winning A-tier competition fighter) and allow me to judge your skills in the blaze and flurry of heated single combat … or pay us $10. Your choice!
Dimensions: 4” Diameter
Backing: Iron On.
Iron On Instructions:
Wash the jacket or shirt the patch is going to go on.
Set your iron to the highest setting but do not turn on the steam.
Iron the area the area the patch will go on in big circular motions for 60 seconds.
Place the patch on the area.
Place a thin cloth or t-shirt you don’t care about over the patch.
Iron over the cloth/t-shirt and patch in large circular motions for 60 seconds.
Your patch should be firmly attached to the jacket now. If not, repeat steps 5 and 6. To be absolutely certain the patch will not move or come off I suggest sewing it on after it has been ironed on.
Here at Hilt and Helm everyone falls into 1 of 3 difficulty categories:
Easy to Kill: When I’m taking it easy on people, I dance around a bunch and pepper our fight with pop culture references to make the fight more entertaining for the both of us. If while goofing around I’m still able to hit you consistently, you’re easy to kill. This is where everyone starts off so there’s no shame in it, but there’s also no merch for it either since buying this stuff adds up.
Hard to Kill: If I’m goofing around but I can’t hit you and you can consistently hit me, you are no longer easy to kill. It is at this point that I start taking the fight seriously and use my A-game. If I start taking the fight seriously and I can consistently hit you, congratulations you have upgraded to hard to kill! Once you reach this stage you are awarded one of the two “hard to kill stickers”. Or if you’d like, you can just buy it. I won’t tell people how you got it ;-).
Very Hard to Kill: Normally I don’t use my A-game against newer fighters because I’d like them to have fun. But once they become skilled enough to start competing I would be doing them a disservice by continuing to take it easy on them. When I deem you ready and we fight I will come at you with everything I have. Once you can consistently avoid getting hit by me and are able to consistently land strikes against me, you are awarded our highest honor: “Very Hard to Kill”. This honor comes with the choice of either the holographic “very hard to kill” sticker or the patch.
We have two varieties of artwork for these stickers. The Unicorn or the Rhino. If you’d like one all you have to do is face the club president (a multi-medal winning A-tier competition fighter) and allow me to judge your skills in the blaze and flurry of heated single combat … or pay us $10. Your choice!
Dimensions: 4” Diameter
Backing: Iron On.
Iron On Instructions:
Wash the jacket or shirt the patch is going to go on.
Set your iron to the highest setting but do not turn on the steam.
Iron the area the area the patch will go on in big circular motions for 60 seconds.
Place the patch on the area.
Place a thin cloth or t-shirt you don’t care about over the patch.
Iron over the cloth/t-shirt and patch in large circular motions for 60 seconds.
Your patch should be firmly attached to the jacket now. If not, repeat steps 5 and 6. To be absolutely certain the patch will not move or come off I suggest sewing it on after it has been ironed on.
